What follows is a tale of our adventures over the past couple of weeks. It all starts with Brenda, self proclaimed Groupon addict. She gets about 20 emails a day from different places and she has purchased so many deals she created a spreadsheet to keep track of them. We ended up buying a patio bike deal and 4 of the housewives went on a pub crawl.
We met some nice boys on the trip. Boys born in 1980. Not lying. Pam, who was very sick and didn't make the trip (she didn't want to go in the first place) wanted pictures of the adventure so we sent her photos of Dave and Cody. Pam requested Dave remove his shirt...
I'm throwing in a photo that includes me since I never seem to make it into my own blog:
After our drinks we hop on the bike and head to the Retro Room where they have infused vodka selections. We all had a spicy pickle shot, yes, even "I don't do shots" Angela had a half of a shot. Talk about liquid fire.
Across the street was the Gin Mill. They had free popcorn and we all needed some food by that point. Two other party bikes pulled up and pretty soon that one lonely bartender was inundated with people. We had more drinks and hung out for awhile before getting back on the bike. All of that pedaling was hard, thank goodness we had tunes to get us through our trek. Next stop, IFish for Saki Bombs.
These were domino saki bombs for $3. I've never had such cheap drinks in my life. I was designated the gong ringer for the festivities:
We were in for it after that stop. Tons of traffic, accidents and closed streets caused us to pedal for what seemed like days to our last stop, the Matchbox. What a hole in the wall, seriously. We had consumed so many cocktails by that point we didn't really care, so inside we went for more cheap drinks. This is where we said goodbye to the bike and were left to our own devices. Without a time table, other than Brenda needing to get her Chuck E. Cheese on, we hung out for awhile. Somehow one of the Housewives convinced the guys to...
...remove their shirts for Pam! This is what the Housewives can accomplish: We meet strangers, they love us and then remove their clothing. Not something I have ever seen on Bravo before!
Then, just a few days later, some of the RHoAC went painting and drinking. We started off at Si Senor where we ordered these:
Just a few nights after that Michele and I went and rocked out to Lita Ford, Poison and Def Leppard. Such a great concert, so much fun, we had a blast.
|Def Leppard sitting on a box|