Welcome back from vacation. The washing machine is broken. The yard is all dried out (was there a heat wave while we were gone?). Weird work stuff. Weird husband stuff. Kiddo won't stop making this throat clearing/grunting sound (he says his throat itches).
Sometimes taking vacation isn't worth it when you come back to a bunch of fall out.
That is all. If you need me, I'll be at the coin-op laundromat.