I love the Cheese Lady. She works at King Soopers in the fancy dancy cheese department. Whenever she sees me coming she shows me where the bargain blue cheese is, or cuts me a sliver so I can have my favorite cheese and only pay a small amount. I seriously have a crush on the Cheese Lady.
Well. The Cheese Lady done me WRONG yesterday. In addition to cheese she is also in charge of the olive bar, where you can buy olives, hummus, roasted red peppers, etc. You can also buy roasted garlic there. Adrian bought some of said garlic and ate it last night.
Oh my God people. I thought I was going to DIE. I'm not sure if it wasn't roasted properly, or if it was the quantity that he ate, but the stench coming off of him last night was making my eyes water. It was literally coming out of his skin. Just from breathing there was this green cloud hanging over his head. I was hiding under the blankets because he kept trying to breathe on me and I couldn't take it. He had brushed his teeth, but it didn't help, I suggested he gargle with lighter fluid. Finally he went to the guest room to work and I told him he could only come back if he promised to not exhale.
About 10 minutes after he left my eyes were still burning and watering and I got up and opened the windows and sprayed some room spray. Except the garlic was so bad the spray didn't cut it and it ended up smelling like garlic and fake pineapple which is NOT a good combination.
And on top of all of that, Rhoda helped herself to something that Tommy was eating for dinner and had the stinks last night too. I am just lucky I survived the night. Seriously.